Saturday, September 27, 2008
Why Little Johnny Isn't a McCain Fan
Why Little Johnny Isn't a 'McCain Fan'
A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is a McCain supporter, asked her4th grade class, 'How many of you are McCain fans?' Not really knowing what a McCain fan is, but wanting to be liked by theteacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different?Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a McCain fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a McCain fan?'Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Democrat.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat. Little Johnny answered,'Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'OK, you little smart ass. Well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot...then what would that make you?
'With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me the child of George Bush and Sarah Palin...and oh yeah, a McCain fan.
OBAMA '08!
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Thursday, September 25, 2008
Letterman Rants on McCain
David Letterman Reacts to John McCain Suspending Campaign watch!
youtube.com — On the "Late Show," David Letterman talks about John McCain suspending his campaign in order to solve the economic problems
youtube.com — On the "Late Show," David Letterman talks about John McCain suspending his campaign in order to solve the economic problems
Monday, September 22, 2008
The Point: Disturbing line Palin tossed off in address
http://www.philly.com/inquirer/currents/20080921_The_Point__Disturbing_line_Palin_tossed_off_in_address.html?referrer=digg
"Al-Qaeda terrorists still plot to inflict catastrophic harm on America," said Palin, and then, referring to Barack Obama, quipped: "He's worried that someone won't read them their rights."
Quite apart from the cheap distortion of Obama's position, typical of most campaign rhetoric, this is a classic lynch-mob line. It is the taunt of the drunken lout in the cowboy movie who confronts a sheriff barring the prison door - He wants to give 'im a trial?.......
Saturday, September 20, 2008
The Contrast Between Obama and McCain
The Contrast: Barack Obama vs. John McCain
The responses of Barack Obama and John McCain to the economic crisis today tells you all you need to know about the choice in this election.
On the one hand, in Barack Obama we've got a statesman who wants to work together to get things done for all Americans. On the other hand, in John McCain we've got a yipping little dog (apologies to canine lovers everywhere) who will tear anything down to get ahead.
The responses of Barack Obama and John McCain to the economic crisis today tells you all you need to know about the choice in this election.
On the one hand, in Barack Obama we've got a statesman who wants to work together to get things done for all Americans. On the other hand, in John McCain we've got a yipping little dog (apologies to canine lovers everywhere) who will tear anything down to get ahead.
Friday, September 19, 2008
Canada Trashes Palin
Canada's CBC columnist calls Palin admirers "white trash"
elections.foxnews.com — The incendiary column by Toronto-based writer Heather Mallick appeared on the CBC ’s news site on Sept. 5, after the close of the Republican National Convention. On the same day, Britain’s Guardian newspaper published another column by Mallick in which she trashed Palin’s Alaska as a “frontier state full of drunks and crazy people.”
elections.foxnews.com — The incendiary column by Toronto-based writer Heather Mallick appeared on the CBC ’s news site on Sept. 5, after the close of the Republican National Convention. On the same day, Britain’s Guardian newspaper published another column by Mallick in which she trashed Palin’s Alaska as a “frontier state full of drunks and crazy people.”
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Take Care of Your Queen
Hello, I am just an average guy. I am no expert, but I will give my opinion on a topic of importance, taking care of your Queen. What are we not teaching the male generation? Don’t get me wrong, all songs on the radio do not insult women, but there are enough that do. None of the degrading songs describe the women in my life now or ever. The lyrics do not describe my grandmother, mother, sisters, and girlfriend, friends that are girls or any daughters I may father.
My grandmother is the matriarch of the family. She’s my mother’s mother. My father’s mother died when I was a baby. My grandmother is a hard working woman, raising five kids after her husband died at the young age of 42 years. Grandma Rose did days work, cleaning white people houses. Every one of her children went to college. At 81 years old she still goes to Las Vegas with her senior citizen group. Grandma is as independent as ever. When her driver license expires, we convinced her not to renew.
My mother was an example to me of how far you can get in life working smart, not hard. Two things she always says is, “Don’t settle for anything but the best, and If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for everything.” My father taught me what a Queen my mother is. My grandmother is the Queen mother. There is nothing too good for the women of this family. My sisters are princess. They are not spoiled brats, but they know how to be treated. My father is the head of the family, but my mother has put out more fires and solved problems my father will never know.
My lady is a beautiful person. She’s not just physically good to look at, but she is a kind caring person. She volunteers for Habit for Humanity because she thinks all people should have a nice place to live. She’s a fourth grade teacher, really under paid. Angela buys extras for her class with her own money. I appreciate all that she does. I show that by opening doors for her. I pull out her chair. I surprise her with flowers, not just on Valentine Day or after a fight. After the football with the guys, we watch one of her girly movies together. Why, she’s my lady, my Queen.
My grandmother is the matriarch of the family. She’s my mother’s mother. My father’s mother died when I was a baby. My grandmother is a hard working woman, raising five kids after her husband died at the young age of 42 years. Grandma Rose did days work, cleaning white people houses. Every one of her children went to college. At 81 years old she still goes to Las Vegas with her senior citizen group. Grandma is as independent as ever. When her driver license expires, we convinced her not to renew.
My mother was an example to me of how far you can get in life working smart, not hard. Two things she always says is, “Don’t settle for anything but the best, and If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for everything.” My father taught me what a Queen my mother is. My grandmother is the Queen mother. There is nothing too good for the women of this family. My sisters are princess. They are not spoiled brats, but they know how to be treated. My father is the head of the family, but my mother has put out more fires and solved problems my father will never know.
My lady is a beautiful person. She’s not just physically good to look at, but she is a kind caring person. She volunteers for Habit for Humanity because she thinks all people should have a nice place to live. She’s a fourth grade teacher, really under paid. Angela buys extras for her class with her own money. I appreciate all that she does. I show that by opening doors for her. I pull out her chair. I surprise her with flowers, not just on Valentine Day or after a fight. After the football with the guys, we watch one of her girly movies together. Why, she’s my lady, my Queen.
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