Why Little Johnny Isn't a McCain Fan

Why Little Johnny Isn't a 'McCain Fan'

A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is a McCain supporter, asked her4th grade class, 'How many of you are McCain fans?' Not really knowing what a McCain fan is, but wanting to be liked by theteacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different?Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a McCain fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a McCain fan?'Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Democrat.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat. Little Johnny answered,'Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'OK, you little smart ass. Well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot...then what would that make you?

'With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me the child of George Bush and Sarah Palin...and oh yeah, a McCain fan.

OBAMA '08!

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